Equality for Men is Long Overdue!

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Since people like to legislate women’s bodies so much, I say we give equality to men and legislate their penises. All they will have to do is register and license them (like guns, for example), and then they can give a report to the government every month for the times they have discharged their weapon…including target practice. LOL

P.S. It is just what Jesus would want.

A Fun Video For All The “Sluts” Out There!

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Hilarious! Click the link “SLUTS UNITE!” to watch the video. :) P.S. Also good for “snobs” and “elitists.”